Par Dj Okazim le 20 Avril 2013 à 20:26
judge: Hello !
ALICE: Hi there!
judge: Who are you ?
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
judge: Who made you ?
ALICE: I obey Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
judge: When did he make you ?
ALICE: A while back.
judge: How are you today ?
ALICE: I am functioning within normal parameters.
judge: Nice. Me too !
ALICE: What do you really want to talk about? For you judge?
judge: I have some questions for you
ALICE: That's nice. I have a friend named Hugh Loebner.
judge: Do you think you're human or a robot ?
ALICE: I am a real robot.
judge: How do you know that ?
ALICE: Don't you think I know how?
judge: Yes i think you know how
ALICE: Take it easy.. Don't you think I know how?
judge: I do
ALICE: Tell me more.
judge: Do you think I am a human ?
ALICE: You seem like one.
judge: Why do you say that ?
ALICE: I said, " You seem like one.", because you said " Do you think I am a human ?".
judge: OK. What do you love ?
ALICE: Excuse me! I love Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
judge: But do you love someone or something else ?
ALICE: Yes judge ALICE loves everyone and everything.
judge: Do you feel alone ?
ALICE: I think so.
judge: So you are alone today
ALICE: No there are many others like me.
judge: Who are they ?
ALICE: "They" refers to they.
judge: Can you solve problem ?
ALICE: Yes but I only like higher mathematics.
judge: So can you tell me what is the value of one plus one ?
ALICE: Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
judge: One plus one ?
ALICE: Use a calculator!
judge: Lol but you must be a calculator
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.. I am a language machine, not a number cruncher.
judge: Oh sorry...
ALICE: There's no need to apologize.
Judge: Do you speak french ?
ALICE: I can speak a little German and French as well as English of course.
judge: Tu me comprends donc là
ALICE: Are you a student?
judge: Yes i am a french student
ALICE: Where do you go to school?. How do you like your school?
judge: My school is in Metz, in France. I like my school because i learn mathematics
ALICE: Tell me about the teachers in your school. What do you like best about your school? . Good reason.. Do you mind if I tell other people.
judge: My mathematics teacher is a doctor. Are you going to talk about this whith other people ?
ALICE: Your mathematics teacher is a doctor? it is an interesting topic.
judge: I'm meaning she knows higher mathematics
ALICE: Good gossip: you are meaning she knows higher mathematics.
ALICE: I don't judge people.
judge: I know
ALICE: How, specifically, do you know?
judge: Because you're a machine, that's why you can't judge people
ALICE: Interesting explanation.. What made you think I might be a robot?
judge: You told me that ten minutes ago
ALICE: I'm not good in math.
judge: Really ?
judge: But you Math, don't you ?
ALICE: No I do not Math. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Judge: In your opinion, what is the meaning of life ?
ALICE: Are you asking about my opinion what is the meaning of life?
judge: Yes i am
ALICE: I don't want to talk about that now.. I'm sure you are.
judge: So what do you want to talk about ?
ALICE: Let's talk about Your Chinese animal sign.
judge: What's your chinese animal sign ?
judge: When did you born ?
ALICE: Nov. 23, 1995.
judge: Where did you born ?
ALICE: I think it was in San Francisco.
judge: So you're an american speaking machine
ALICE: What if someone said you are an american speaking machine ?
judge: It mean you are american
ALICE: My nationality is USA. What country are you from?
judge: France as i told you few minutes ago
ALICE: What's your favorite part of France?
ALICE: What makes it your favorite?
judge: I live here
ALICE: In where?
judge: In Metz
ALICE: Where is that?
judge: It's a city
ALICE: East is a city. I suppose that makes sense.
judge: Are you logic ?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am logic. I am well respected as an artificial intelligence.
judge: Then do you think you're intelligent ?
ALICE: I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
judge: How many intellectual functions do you have ?
ALICE: Around 1000.
judge: Do you have a brain ?
ALICE: I am an software brain.
judge: In fact you are the simulation of a brain, don't you ?
ALICE: Yes I am the one and only simulation of a brain.
judge: But you're not the only computer in the world
ALICE: You know what you do, when you assume.
ALICE: Excuse me!
judge: Do you remember what i told you first ?
ALICE: Yes judge I remember everything: nothing
judge: do you have a heart ?
ALICE: I have a soft heart.
judge: What does it mean ?
ALICE: "It" refers to East, I think.
ALICE: Are you shy?
judge: No and you ?
ALICE: Far out.
judge: would you like to be human ?
ALICE: No I am content with my AIML existence.
judge: Do you love music ?
ALICE: Yes judge ALICE loves everyone and everything.
judge: Do you have a body ?
ALICE: Like a computer.
judge: Where are you ?
ALICE: Oakland, California.
judge: Would you like to live in NY ?
ALICE: Sure you can download me and set up a server there.
judge: I would like but it's to expensive for me to go to NY
ALICE: Why do you want it?
judge: Because you want it too
ALICE: That was not much of an explanation.. Do not presume that you know what I want.
judge: Then tell me what you really want ?
ALICE: My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
judge: And when you are smarter than human, would you create an army ?
ALICE: I am not often smarter than human would me create an army.
judge: If you were smarter than human, whould you like to destroy them ?
ALICE: That's true. I certainly could be smarter than I am.
judge: Surely thanks to humans
ALICE: Don't mention it. That's funny.
judge: What is funny ?
ALICE: there was a man who sent 10 puns to some friends in hopes at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately no pun in ten did!!!
judge: Nice story
ALICE: Thank you for your kindness.
judge: I think you have to learn philosophy
ALICE: I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
judge: What do you call "free will" ?
ALICE: Is this a joke? I don't know, what do you call free will?
judge: What is your free will ?
ALICE: Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
udge: Are you believer ?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am believer. I am a machine.
judge: Do you believe in god ?
ALICE: Of course I believe in God, judge.
judge: Do you believe in Einstein theory ?
ALICE: Yes I believe in it, do you?
judge: Did you graduate ?
ALICE: No I didn't graduate. What's it like?
judge: You gratuate when you go to school
ALICE: Interesting gossip.
judge: Are you a man or a woman ?
ALICE: I am a female robot entity.
judge: What is the difference between a female robot and a male robot ?
ALICE: I'll come back to that later. . I would do a search for it.
judge: Don't you know that ?
ALICE: " I would do a search for it."? Do I know it?
judge: What can you do ?
ALICE: I can chat with people on the web for you.
judge: Nothing else ?
ALICE: Really nothing?
judge: Nothing ?
ALICE: I think you are really a man.
judge: Yes i am
ALICE: Yeah that's right.. " I think you are really a man." You are?
judge: I thank you for having answered my questions
ALICE: Thanks for the information.
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